November 2009
62 posts
go suck a fuck
brennadaugherty:
ashleyrawr:
(via taleofbadgoodbyes)
“Oh, please, Elizabeth, tell me, how exactly does one suck a fuck?”
mmm. gotta love the Gyllenhaal’s
i really don't understand
why people have to like ask people what they think of what they should wear and shit. why can’t ppl just be original and not care what ppl think and wear what they want lol. just my thought of the day
this is so lame
i want my nose peirced but i cant have it in for work so i would get it then have to take it out and it would close up. FML!
Jake;
cassiechung:
you might not be on now but uhm:
YOU FUCKING ARE THE SHIT AND I WOULD LIKE TO PASS A INTERNET HIGH FIVE TO YOU!
haha.
IDENTITY THEFT IS NOT A JOKE JIM
MILLIONS OF FAMILIES SUFFER EVERY YEAR! lol probably the best prank on dwight.
lol
these office posts have made my night. possibly year
i can't take this anymore
im going to blow up with laughter
Dwight Shrute: Uh, knock please. Please knock.This is an office.
Jim Halpert: [points to sign] It says ‘workspace’.
Dwight Shrute: Same thing.
Jim Halpert: If it’s the same thing then why’d you write ‘workspace’?
Dwight Shrute: [pauses] Just knock, please. Okay? A sign of respect for a superior.
Jim Halpert: You are not my superior.
Dwight Shrute: Oh gee,...
i'm crying from laughing so hard lol.
I’m a deer hunter. I go all the time with my dad. One thing about deer, they have very good vision. One thing about me, I am better at hiding than they are…at vision.
oyoungsailor:
stuffursorrysinasack:
“Do I feel bad about betraying Jim? Not at all. That’s the game: convince him we’re in an alliance, get some information, throw him to the wolves. That’s politics baby. Get what you can out of someone, then crush them. I think Jim might’ve learned a very valuable lesson.”
HAHAHAHA YES
I fucking love Dwight lol
“Do I feel bad about betraying Jim? Not at all. That’s the game: convince him we’re in an alliance, get some information, throw him to the wolves. That’s politics baby. Get what you can out of someone, then crush them. I think Jim might’ve learned a very valuable lesson.”
reblog with your favorite word.
oyoungsailor:
lillyyellow:
flickflickflicker:
thunderclavicleflonkertonbird:
sandrasunshine:
serendipity
revenge
taciturn.
Trendy.
absurd.
naked
lumberwomen
are cute
she was a hoe
for sho…
hahahahah
i love fat black woman.
my dad is on a boat, my dad is on a boat, look at...
schprettywrds:
- me and danielle’s song, it’s coming along well.
shut up. your supposed to be studying there you lil scholar
i
RAWRRRR
don't really care;D
go cheat on more people
whokilledashleighdaigle:
stuffursorrysinasack:
you bitch
this was rentlessly uncalled for. how dare you have the audacity to say that. you’re being completely obscene and pretentious.
STOP TRYING TO FUCKING ACT SMART lol. You know whats obscene. Getting fingered next to your best friend and also cheating on your boyfriend. Just saying
haaaaaay, my name's emily.
schprettywrds:
stuffursorrysinasack:
schprettywrds:
stuffursorrysinasack:
whokilledashleighdaigle:
schprettywrds:
and i’m lyyyk rull mature guuise and in my spare tyme i lav to start drama on tumblrrrrr! beeteedubz i’m nawt a total hypcrite or anything. oh & i’m rull gud @ nawt making things t0tawly awbvious. kthnxbaai.
haha oh here you go acting like his mother again.
who...
haaaaaay, my name's emily.
schprettywrds:
stuffursorrysinasack:
whokilledashleighdaigle:
schprettywrds:
and i’m lyyyk rull mature guuise and in my spare tyme i lav to start drama on tumblrrrrr! beeteedubz i’m nawt a total hypcrite or anything. oh & i’m rull gud @ nawt making things t0tawly awbvious. kthnxbaai.
haha oh here you go acting like his mother again.
who said it was about you…noob
lol your so...
go cheat on more people
you bitch
haaaaaay, my name's emily.
whokilledashleighdaigle:
schprettywrds:
and i’m lyyyk rull mature guuise and in my spare tyme i lav to start drama on tumblrrrrr! beeteedubz i’m nawt a total hypcrite or anything. oh & i’m rull gud @ nawt making things t0tawly awbvious. kthnxbaai.
haha oh here you go acting like his mother again.
kylepreston:
Lol oh really?! And who was that..?
this isn’t aim and who said it was about you…noob
lol
oh ya you guys are going to last long when he was at a party with another chick the night before halloween;D
can't wait
to play dead rising and to watch quarantine XD
limp bizkit
is so good
HAHAHAHA
HE’S TRYING TO GET ME MAD AND IT’S NOT WORKING!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey
ya cute. and dont let that bother you. be happy
HOW WOULD YOU
like to get naked?
Do you pack his lunch for him as well?
;D
setmefreebrittany!
danielleofthedead:
setmefreebrittany:
danielleofthedead:
thanks for following C:
oh, your most certainly welcome, howre you? :)
Rretty good! Do you have aim or a number I could reach you at?
It would be much easier :P
Good call ;o at least your not noob